So way back in 2008 we had some free time on our hands. Imagine that. Anyway, we thought it would be cool to come up with some blogger personas that would be content writers on our blogs. Of course we got pretty carried away, but that’s what we’re best at. We were digging through old artwork we had and came across these gems and we just had to share them with you!
Here’s to bringing up old stuff!
Jennifer Low-Rez
Jennifer’s goal was to bring us the newest and most interesting news and information, but in the most awkwardly unclear fashion imaginable. You might read for hours and think back, “I have no idea what she was talking about.” Similar to her Idol co-host, Steven Tyler.
Ben Aflac
Ben was going to provide content of great value, but in an overshadowed manor. Similar to how the Aflac duck is never quite heard, or his career will always be overshadowed by his former college roommate – Matt Damon.
Conway Penny
Harold Lloyd Jenkins changed his name to Conway Twitty (yeah, not sure how much better that was) back in 1957. However if he was still around and blogging today, we feel he would need a name not closely resembling one of the most popular social media platforms, Twitter. Thus, Conway Penny was born.
Angelina Goalie
We just thought it would be much more appropriate for her to dress up in LOTS of clothing. It’s better for everyone that way.
So what do you think of our blogger personas?? What ideas do you have? We’d love to see what you can come up with, maybe we’ll create our favorite suggestion. Comment below and we’ll announce the winner!
